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You may have read some blog posts recently about the departure of Matt, who was the most frequent compiler of Current Distractions. He has now left the building (in a literal rather than figurative sense) and so it falls upon me, as his replacement, to do it. This week it’s all about fake and dangerous art, slow motion and heartbeats. Here goes….
Music and Stethoscopes
You might know Richard Reed Parry as one of the (many) guys from Arcade Fire. But he’s been dabbling in classical music for a while and has just released his first full album of classical compositions.
This, however, is classical music with a difference. Each musician, rather than keeping time with each other, keeps time with their own heartbeat via a stethoscope. The results, obviously, are somewhat unpredictable, but it’s not the classical car crash that you’d imagine it might be.
Photoshop without the Photoshop
Take a look at these pictures from New York artists Floto+Warner.
They look like some fancy Photoshop or 3D rendering work but they’re actually split-second ‘paintings’ produced in the Nevada desert, where the painters have basically just lobbed buckets of paint into the air.
Unless they really are done in Photoshop and we’ve all been taken in by an elaborate and ultimately pointless art hoax.
Watch a violin string being bowed in really slow motion
This one is fairly self-explanatory, but it has highlighted a whole new obscure branch of ‘violin string mathematics’ that I’d never even thought about before.
Man paints musical stave on railway tracks
This is another item that does exactly what it does on the tin. The man is Portuguese artist, Bordalo II.
A word of warning, however: this kind of behaviour is dangerous, don’t do it.