"If left flat on the floor, the neck will point North "
"I can imagine a young kid's music teacher in the 16th century saying: 'say hello to my little friend'"
"1600s kids tell their parents: “All the cooleth kids haveth one"
"Can you play "Stairway to Heaven" ... You're halfway there already"
"A bard once said...'call that a lute! , hold my mead'!"
"Shouldn't it have a blinking red light on top? You know, for aircraft"
"Someone went to great lengths to make this instrument."
"I used to have one, but I baroque it."
"She's really sticking her neck out here..."
"I always wanted an instrument I could joust with."
"Im looking for something ridiculous excessive and eccentric... maybe something hard to carry around." "Ahh yes, this here is like a ukulele..."
"Alright I have to say it : If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it. Yeah, I feel better now. Ha ha!"
"Her mom wanted her to play the clarinet but no she had to play this monstrosity"
"Ukelele was developed after string shortage of 1558 lol"
"When I'm on the tube, people complain a lot about the space that I take up"
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